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Joke of the Day
"til the hard way that my toenails are stronger than my teeth."
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"I try so hard not to upset my vegan girlfriend. I'm constantly treading on eggshells. Which she also doesn't approve of."
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"Would Bill Cosby make a shitty bartender?"
"In North Korea, you actually do get freedom of speech. Just not freedom *after* your speech."
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb ? Nein."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denim denim denim ( say to tune of Mario song )"
"I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep."
"What does oral sex and being in the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."