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Joke of the Day

"What does oral sex and being in the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know why"

"so two elderly grapes are talking then one of the grapes says, is it just me or are you looking a bit prune?"

"*wipes pizza grease & sauce off mouth* *eats napkin*"

"What's the difference between the Circus and the Playboy Mansion? The Circus features a cunning array of stunts."

"If Earth was a rented apartment, ain't NOOOO WAAAAAY we're getting our security deposit back."

"What's the best way to remove a grass stain? Alcohol? I don't see how getting drunk will help, but whatever."

"Sorry I commented on that video of your kid taking his first steps with ""aw look you taught it how to walk on its hind legs!"""

"What do you call a sugary werewolf? a glycan"

"Windows: ""You may be the victim of software counterfeiting"" no Microsoft,it is you who is the victim of software counterfeiting here, not I"