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Joke of the Day
"A joke I just made... ""I just invented a new word... plagiarism"""
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"If Amy Winehouse complained a lot... She'd be Amy Whinehouse"
"It is estimated that 1 Million people plan to gather at Times Square to watch the ball drop while looking down at their phones."
"A guy goes to the store to buy condoms, ""Do you want a bag?"" the cashier asks, ""No"" the guy says, ""she's not that ugly"""
"How do you beat George Foreman in a fight? Punch him in the grill"
"Greenpeace have come up with a new name for shrimp hunting, claiming it's the same as mass murder. They're calling it columbrine"
"Medusa is the sexiest woman to ever live... everyone who saw her got hard"
"You know what the funniest thing is about dementia?"
"Witches these days have it so easy. Do you know how hard it used to be to find so many newts? Now you get them with free 2 day shipping."
"Masturbating in front of your partner in the hope that she'll join does not always work. And people on the bus stare at you."