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Joke of the Day

"Masturbating in front of your partner in the hope that she'll join does not always work. And people on the bus stare at you."

"Groin cream... Not suitable for those with a nut allergy."

"What does an Asian prostitute say to asbestos workers? Meso horny."

"what's that lassie? ""Bark"" Timmy's in a well? ""Bark"" and he's jerkin it? ""Bark"" he's looking at what?! ""Bark"" dude I've heard enough"

"What does a white girl and the numbers 3,5,7,and 9 have in common They can't even"

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! (Credit to the Pythons)"

"Brain problem On the left side, there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left."

"Einstein used science to get laid; that guy is a genius... I've been using money."

"Geico could probably save you more than 15 percent if they stopped spending 95 billion dollars on advertising."

"Kylo Ren: Hey, why is my paycheck so low? General Hux: Damages. Maybe you should stop throwing temper tantrums with your lightsaber."