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Joke of the Day

"Witches these days have it so easy. Do you know how hard it used to be to find so many newts? Now you get them with free 2 day shipping."

"Laundry is racist!! Must separate the whites from the colors!! No delicates allowed? Oh, whites get HOT water, everyone else gets cold!"

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Unless that beholder is your mom cause we all know that doesn't count."

"There are only a few people I can say ""You're one of the few friends I enjoy being with more in person than on Facebook."

"It would be funny if we discover there are inhabitants on the comet... they would be comedians."

"Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza? Because it was on the house."

"North Korea right now."

"Phones these days are so expensive... If you fall and hear a crack, you hope you broke your leg."

"I think some of you freaks have been spanked more as adults than you were as children."

"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist!"