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Joke of the Day
"You know what the funniest thing is about dementia?"
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"Miami football Heh heh heh."
"I like my Coffee like I like my women Without a penis."
"How did Harry Potter get down the mountain? Running!... JK, Rowling."
"For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest."
"Why is women's soccer so boring? Because all the good female athletes play in men's leagues. Thank you, thank you."
"Wife: Did you get eggs? Me: pew pew Wife: Great lasers, so did you? Me: pew pew pew pew pee Wife: Why me god. Me: *barrel roll* pew pew"
"Just saw a girl wearing a ""BAD GAL"" t-shirt so I yelled ""NO!"" & smacked her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper."
"Breaking News: PIRATES STOPPED STEALING OIL TANKERS They switched to stealing tankers filled with printer ink..."
"Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well."