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Joke of the Day
"You know what the funniest thing is about dementia?"
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"I told the barista my name was ""Britney Spears"" just for giggles and he handed me my coffee with ""annoying white girl"" written on it instead"
"A psychic told me I was going to die a virgin So I raped her and asked for my 20$ back"
"I hate dolphins... ...for all intents and porpoises."
"Women jokes are not funny Period."
"""Did you watch Big Hero 6?"" ""No, I still haven't seen Big Hero 1-5."""
"Sorry I got confused & grabbed your fist bump like a doorknob."
"friendship is so weird.. you just pick a human you've met and you're like ""yup I like this one"" and you just do stuff with them"
"The UK Government has decided to make LSD legal as a drug for weight loss It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it..."
"A man is praying to God because his son is a stripper. God replies, you think you've got it bad, my son thinks he's a doctor."