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Joke of the Day

"Well if there's one thing we can all agree on regarding tomorrow's inauguration ... Orange is the new Black"

"Do you know anything about real estate? ""Points to groin"" Can you tell me if this is a ""lot"""

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, it would be a chicken sedan"

"""You the bomb"" ""No you the bomb"" A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."

"What's the best campsite in the world? Auschwitz, received well over three million starts"

"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children""... ... and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair exchange"""

"Bad grammar is my biggest pet peeve Their is nothing else than pisses me off more then seeing people use it."

"A groom stood naked in front of a mirror... and said "" 2 inches more, and I'd be a king!"" His bride saw her chance and replied "" 2 inches less, and you'd be a *queen*."""

"Where do you take a cheque? Czechoslovakia."

"what part of the alphabet is the wettest? H to O"