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Joke of the Day
"What do you give to the man who has everything? Penicillin."
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"In recent years the number of UFO sightings has dropped because of the smart phone. Their users never look up."
"American Fat Man Falls... ...Levels Japanese City."
"You know the best part about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off wherever."
"hey magic 8 ball, why cant humans fly ""thats not a yes or no question"" then how did you just say that ""Yes"" no come on ju- ""Ask Again Later"""
"Web MD is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book where the ending is always cancer."
"I do not delete bad tweets that get no stars... I let them sit there and think about what they've done..."
"My first blowjob was like my first bike ride.... Two bruised knees, a sore jaw and my father telling me I was really good for a first timer"
"Only 90's kids will remember this! *plays outside*"
"""Use divorce, Luke."" """" Obi Wan, marriage counselor"