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Joke of the Day
"Do you know anything about real estate? ""Points to groin"" Can you tell me if this is a ""lot"""
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"A guy had 6.023*10^23 bruises in his body... Experts are saying he got molested."
"Rumor has it, some people get things accomplished without whining about it. Not my style. Interesting concept, though."
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend I put a dollar in a jar. On Valentine's Day I use what I saved to buy a gift for her."
"if u pressed the right numbers on yr phone u could be talking to dwayne the rock johnson in 20 seconds"
"What do you call a fake noodle? ...*dramatic pause*... An imPASTA!"
"What's the definition of vagina? The box a penis comes in."
"nothing is more unattractive than insecurity unless that doesnt sound right haha i mean whatever you guys think"
"Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy."
"""Hello?"" Dad come get me from practice ""Sorry I'm going into a tunnel"" *sound of mom giggling* But I called the *connection drops* ...landline"