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Joke of the Day

"Do you know anything about real estate? ""Points to groin"" Can you tell me if this is a ""lot"""

"Comedy is tragedy plus time."

"Trump and Hillary fall into an ocean. Who will be saved? America."

"An Irish pirate with a 12 inch wiener walks into a bar and the bartender says ""I don't even know how to label you!"""

"How do you get a Ford recalled? Wait."

"As I exposed my glorious chest hairs & catapulted toward the Velcro wall, I realized that I had no exit strategy."

"There are only 3 types of redditors... Those that post,"

"When an eel bites your thigh... ...as you're just swimming by that's a moray."

"Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party? He was a square."

"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor (My nephew is watching Spongebob please send help my brain cells are leaving one by one)"