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Joke of the Day

"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children""... ... and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair exchange"""

"A frenchman walks into a library And asks the Librarian if he can checkout a book about War. The Librarian responds, ""No, you'll lose it."""

"My husband says shaving his legs gives him an advantage when cycling, but I don't get how the high heels and pantyhose help."

"Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind"

"Friend: [showing baby photos] Me: Ah yes, very baby"

"The 3 rings of marriage The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."

"What's the most problematic time of day? 4:04"

"I HATE PEOPLE!! but i love women"

"Why do people buy fruit already cut up? There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting."

"The Miami Dolphins...."