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Joke of the Day
"Where do you take a cheque? Czechoslovakia."
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"How do you make a peanut butter and Reddit sandwich? You spreddit."
"Why does Pinocchio lie? Because he's a fucking liar."
"If 4/20 is national weed day whats 4/21? National surprise drug test day! Happy 4/20 everyone! :)"
"Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan? Because of the taliban"
"The Nigerian Government is now offering a $3m reward for the safe return of the missing girls. All you need to do is provide your name, address, date of birth, bank details and mother's maiden name."
"I'm hosting a support group for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know"
"What do fat girls and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."
"A mathematician walks into a bar. The bartender says ""You just missed happy hour. All drinks fifty percent off"" The mathematician says ""Thanks, I'll halve to remember that"""
"""Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?!?"" ""Same thing that bag is doing in your tea."""