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Joke of the Day
"what part of the alphabet is the wettest? H to O"
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"I have a rude joke about Canadians! Sorry?"
"How did we go from crappy gas station coffee to ""Yes I'll pay $7 for you to put that in a cup for me""?"
"What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs."
"I'm not much on seizing the day, I just kinda poke it with a stick."
"NSFW My wife demanded that I get a penis enlarger, so I did. .... ....she's 27 and her name is Heather."
"What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap? She had a ball"
"Whats the Difference between Acne and A priest? Whats the Difference between acne and a priest? Acne wont come on your face unil youre 13."
"My family was so poor we couldn't afford toys... So my mom would cut holes in our pockets so we'd have something to play with."
"God gave you alcohol, sex and music. Why do you all talk about politics?!"