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Joke of the Day
"what part of the alphabet is the wettest? H to O"
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"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, i just got laid by a chick."
"What comes after sextillion? Babytillion! (Creds: my math professor who has her doctorate in mathematics)"
"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb? How much money are we talking about here?"
"A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says ""Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!"" ""Son you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."""
"What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together? Carbon Dating."
"is Kristen Stewart a Vulcan"
"So I'm dating this half-Korean girl... Her mother's Korean, her father's Korean, and her legs got ripped off in a car accident"
"Life is a lot like chess You've always got to be thinking two steps ahead. And most people want to be white."
"It's a bird. It's a plane. No its... ""Steve, you're fired. Air traffic control just isn't for you."""