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Joke of the Day

"What's the best campsite in the world? Auschwitz, received well over three million starts"

"What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time? Pumps cream into tarts."

"ISIS Awards Night: The 2016 best suicide bomber award goes to Mohammed. Unfortunately, Mohammed can't be with us tonight."

"The real problem with kissing a perfect 10 The cops come chasing after you"

"THE BREAKFAST CLUB (1985): Five white heterosexual suburban American 17-year-olds manage to find common ground."

"Global warming is real the number of hot singles in my area has been increasing since 2007 that cannot be a coincidence"

"whats the difference between Congress and a condom? You can only fit one dick in a condom."

"No one wants to feel like an obligation. Either commit to them or leave."

"Me: Is there alcohol in this? Barista: ... No ma'am. Me: Can there be?"

"A man and his wife find an S & M magazine under their son's bed. Mom says ""This is horrible, what should we do?"" Dad replies, ""Well we can't spank him!"""