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Joke of the Day
"What is the design philosophy of the iPhone 7? Jack off"
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"Black Guy , Rabbi , Priest board a plane..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__4JiQI3N6Q&list=UUGglsv4QSDDNs6oBqTEzoyg&index=1&feature=plcp short and dry, but funny imo."
"Me: You can just keep that pen. Coworker: Sure? Me: Yeah. I noticed you don't wash your hands in the restroom. Cw.. Me: I told everyone."
"Cemetery Which is better: a cemetery or a jewish cemetery? A Jewish one because I only need to dig one hole."
"My wife is like a piece of Sodium Carbide She's dangerous when wet"
"A man started a business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. ""It's going well,"" he said. ""Prophets are going through the roof."""
"What do you call an origional joke on Reddit? Mine"
"What do you call the study of Japanese sound? Yakuztics"
"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
"What are the four fastest hands in the world? ...when it slips out."