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Joke of the Day
"Hillary sucks But not like Monica"
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"Is your wife single?"
"Optimists, pessimists, and engineers An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees a glass half empty. An engineer sees a glass that is twice as big as it needs to be."
"She asked me for breakfast in bed... I said ""maybe you should swallow next time."""
"I went out with one woman who turned out to be an arsonist. I met her on match.com"
"What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise? The captains log"
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her."
"The coolest thing about dating Mystique from the X-men is the unlimited free food samples she can get for you at Costco"
"Uncle Robert was talking to his nephew Jimmy ""Uncle Bobby, how did you become my uncle?"" ""Well Jimmy, your parents went wham-bam and now Bob's your uncle."""
"Surprised Scarlett Johansson didn't leg sweep Travolta, throw him over her should onto his back and put her foot on his throat."