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"It was a smart phone until I downloaded Twitter"
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"My psychiatrist said my exhibitionist disorder was incurable. I'll show her."
"Jehovah's Witness: Do you have time to talk about Jesus? Jesus: *In disguise* sure JW: He's lame J: *rips off fake beard* Big mistake pal"
"Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane? He was Travelling Light"
"""Raiders"" are changing their name to ""Tampons"" They're only good for one period and only have one string"
"A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Italian from New York were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them..."
"[At urinal maker store] Urinal maker: Let's make some of them curved so the pee splashes on their legs LOL. Other urinal maker: K. LOL"
"I used to repost stolen comedian jokes and try to pass them off as my own. I still do but I used to too."
"2 sheep are standing in a meadow... One turns to the other and says ""Baaa-aaa-aaa-aaaa"". the other looks at him and says ""...I was just gonna say that."""
"Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office? Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry."