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Joke of the Day
"My pessimism has never failed me, but I'm sure someday it will."
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"This clown thing has gone too far I mean, he could very well became our commander in chief in a month or so."
"""FOR SALE: blender, like new. Does NOT make things taste like crayons ALSO FOR SALE: wax fruit, slightly scratched."""
"Are you a magician?? Because you're making my penis levitate."
"Why was Thor unable to get any sleep? He Was Up All Night to Get Loki"
"What do you call an eskimo with no friends? An iglooser"
"This one needs your full participation! Say it out loud. Say the word ""silk"" 3 times Now, what do cows drink?"
"Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !"
"""On my way"" I said, pretending to drive my bed."
"Whats about 9 inches and makes a woman scream? Cot death."