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Joke of the Day

"Are you a magician?? Because you're making my penis levitate."

"Research shows, 78% of all statistics are made up! Just like this one. (Its nit my own. I heard this somewhere, thought was worth sharing)"

"They say 1 out of every 5 humans is Chinese. Out of me and my 4 siblings, I'm pretty sure it's either Carl or Liu Yang."

"Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul? Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel."

"Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?"

"What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield? You can actually get through the minefield alive."

"What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair? Cancer"

"What is the difference between Reddit and children's television? Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content."

"Why are periods called ""Aunt Flo""? Because for 3-5 days, it's a PROGRESSIVE pain in the ass."

"I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today... I had to drop the bomb two or three times for her to get the message though."