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Joke of the Day

"I went into a French restaurant and asked the waitress... 'Have you got frog's legs?' She said, 'No, my jeans are just a bit tight.'"

"Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!"

"Mother Teresa lived to 87. Do you know how much sex she had in all those years? Nun."

"I made a device that lets me hear diseases. Hearing cancer is great and all, but hearing AIDS sucks."

"I changed my password to ""incorrect"" So when I forget it my computer will tell me ""your password is incorrect"""

"Funny Lance Armstrong Joke I just heard that Lance Armstrong got his medals taken away from him for using drugs.. This is crazy because, when I do drugs.. I can't even find my bike."

"What makes a good Stalin joke? The execution."

"In my experience, cross-eyed employees are the best deterrent against shoplifting. You just can't be positive that they're not watching."

"Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself."

"Her: ""Do you wear boxers?"" Me: ""What kind of sick person would wear dogs, anyway?"""