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Joke of the Day
"Mother Teresa lived to 87. Do you know how much sex she had in all those years? Nun."
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"What do you call a Chinese conga line? A Chu Chu train"
"I'd be the worst 911 Operator. ""Uh ma'am I think you mean he was lying in a puddle of his own blood, not laying."""
"If two vegetarians are arguing is it called a beef?"
"Atheism is non-prophet organization."
"How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb? ***Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***"
"How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... Mostly nuts and sometimes you get brown stuff on your hands."
"*A group of cannibals eating a pie* This is amazing, what did you do different? ""Well, I used fresh Barry's"""
"He Who Farts In Church... ...Sits In His Own Pew."