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Joke of the Day

"Funny Lance Armstrong Joke I just heard that Lance Armstrong got his medals taken away from him for using drugs.. This is crazy because, when I do drugs.. I can't even find my bike."

"Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist? Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America."

"Other jokes like, ""If pro is the opposite of con, does that mean that congress is the opposite of progress?"" Just looking for some jokes similar to this one, playing on opposites and such."

"Someone just told me to ""have a blessed day."" What do you even say to someone like that? I just hissed at them."

"Lebron James is going to be in Space Jam 2 It's going to be really weird when Lebron quits the Tune Squad and joins up with the Monstars midway through the movie"

"We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone."

"I love telling dead baby jokes... They just never get old!"

"I just strangled a mime with a cordless phone."

"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan"

"diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any."