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Joke of the Day
"where did the lone ranger take his trash to? to the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump."
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"Batman obsessively searches the freezer and Alfred says ""What are you looking for!?"" ""Just-ice!"""
"Why is the sky blue? And how can we cheer it up?"
"What's the difference between chocolate and a dead hooker? You can feed one to your dog"
"Did you hear about the carpenter with no legs? He was a handyman."
"I hate it when people make eye puns... It really makes me *lash* out sometimes"
"FWD: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: THE DOGS HAVE LEARNED HOW TO EMAIL THIS IS YOUR DOG HELLO SUSAN"
"Since the invention of the smart phone, how many times have you clicked a desktop icon once and waited for a response. Ok, just me?"
"Donald Trump. ...That is the joke."
"Police Officer: ""Turn around!"" Me: *sings* ""Every every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round..."""