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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump. ...That is the joke."
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"A fun prank if your roommate is a cartoon character is to draw clothes on the mirror so he leaves the house not realizing he's naked."
"So my friend said to ex girlfriend ""Please dont throw me under the bus"" I replied "" Ya thats right throw her under the subway"""
"When god created Adam, she said: ""I've got good news and bad news.... ...good news is, I'm giving you a penis AND a brain. Bad news is, I'm only giving you enough blood to use one at a time."""
"Imagine Ferris Bueller trying so hard not to Instagram his whole day off."
"did u hear about the crow that landed a job? he works in a caw center. he's winging it for now but it might take off"
"Did you hear about the man who painted his wife with cheese? He Double Gloucester."
"Me and my girlfriend tried anal the other night... Me and my girlfriend tried anal the other night for the first time. didn't go so well. no idea how my ass is supposed to fit inside her vagina..."
"What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink? I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW"
"What's worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm.... Getting a bus from the plane to the terminal"