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Joke of the Day

"FWD: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: THE DOGS HAVE LEARNED HOW TO EMAIL THIS IS YOUR DOG HELLO SUSAN"

"What does the Personal Computer and German people have in common? They're both the master race!"

"Not sure if you're a pretentious douchebag? Do you buy honey in a plastic flip-top bear? No? Pretentious douchebag."

"I am fed up with all these incest jokes about us Kentuckians. It's offensive to me as well as Uncle Dad."

"Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents)."

"I speak both universal languages: 1. English 2. Louder & slower English"

"Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant looks at the menu and says ""okay!"""

"Coach Krzyzewski thinks he's playing wheel of fortune... ""I'd like to buy a foul"""

"What do you call a Nazi who left the war to become an animal doctor? A Veteran Aryan"

"Maria Sharapova. True woman of substance."