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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you put 50 different grey ions together? Bondage."
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"What's red and smells like yellow paint? Red paint"
"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? He was looking for a tight seal."
"I'm developing a new sport that involves a ball, shotput, discus, and javelins. I'm calling it a game of throwns."
"I want to start a coffee shop that only plays ambient/electronic music... and call it Brian Beano."
"Guy stole my bike so I got in a cab & said follow that guy! He said sure, whats his twitter name? We laughed & hi-fived & I need a new bike."
"What do you call street entertainers from the spirit world? Ghost Buskers"
"My brother can dish it out, but he can't take it. He since lost his job as a waiter."
"What does a Jew do at a coffee shop? Hebrew's coffee"
"Apparently when a trainer asks you why you want to stay in shape and you answer ""revenge"" it will raise a couple eyebrows."