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Joke of the Day

"I'm developing a new sport that involves a ball, shotput, discus, and javelins. I'm calling it a game of throwns."

"Without that little voice in your head you wouldn't be able to read this."

"What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler."

"When is the Bible accurate? When it's thrown from a short distance."

"Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!"

"Responsible parents should teach their kids that it's not the person you hate, it's their guts."

"""You could have done so much better than him."" Me: Mom, I'm right here."

"Why should we call Indians Native Americans? Most of those ones over in Asia have never even been to the States."

"What did one cloud of fog say to the other? I don't know. It's a Mistery."

"If she's naming your wedding album on facebook ""wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!"" she's too young for you bro."