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Joke of the Day

"I found a wallet today As a good Christian I thought: What would Jesus do? So I turned it to wine"

"What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college? Bison."

"What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt? A cairopractor."

"Hour 3: The group of hipsters has accepted me. However, the leader seems suspicious of the cinnamon roll man bun I taped on top of my head."

"Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks."

"What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common? They can both bring out the child from within."

"Nice try, dogs who wear ""Please Don't Pet Me, I'm Working"" vests."

"Someone suggested that I try Acupuncture. I don't think adding more pricks will make a difference."

"Why did the Sheikh cross the road? To get to the other wife."

"When a dog is in heat, it means it wants sex. That is my defense!"