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Joke of the Day
"I had some stir-fry delivered. I don't really like liver."
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"Old one but...A Priest, A rapist and a Pedophile walk into a bar... He orders a beer!"
"Dont eat yourself A woman: She is eating dinner and she accidentally bites her lip. A man: Your not suppose to eat yourself. The woman: Well that's your job"
"What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat."
"What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn? Running Stupid"
"I was worried that Tim Kaine was too boring and then I remembered entertainment is what got us into this mess."
"What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."
"Why did Captain Hook think Robin Williams death was funny? He likes dead-'Pan'..."
"The doctor told me I should stop masturbating today. So I look him straight in the eye and asked him ""why?"". And then he said something about not being able to work in these conditions."
"Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks."