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Joke of the Day

"Girls want a Guy that's a gentleman and a Bad Ass! Girls want a guy that's a gentleman and a bad ass. On first dates, I wear a tuxedo and an eye patch!"

"What country has the loosest regulations on incest? Google was no help, any idea?"

"If a tiger was attacking your wife and mother in law at the same time and you could save one, who would it be? The tiger of course. There are only a few left "

"I listened to Winter by Vivaldi the other day... Ugh, that piece is soooo *last season*"

"Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court? He was charged with battery."

"Don't you hate it when... The inferior sex accuses you of being misogynistic?"

"I dated a half Asian girl Her mom was Korean Her dad was Korean Her legs got ripped off in the car accident."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? because his wife died."

"The grass is always greener, but usually because it's synthetic AstroTurf."

"I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"