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Joke of the Day

"If a tiger was attacking your wife and mother in law at the same time and you could save one, who would it be? The tiger of course. There are only a few left "

"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife's clothes."

"I have a ton of leftover horse. It turns out I'm not as hungry as I thought I was."

"wish hard enough & anything can happen, they say. yet two hours later my stomach growls & my breakfast still isn't making itself. liars!"

"I'm breaking up with my girlfriend that uses Comic Sans... She's just not my type."

"What has four legs and goes 'Boo'? A cow with a cold."

"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi"

"I heard this amazing joke the other day, made me laugh so hard. Unfortunately I seem to have forgotten it."

"Someone stole my pencil sharpener and now I can't stab people anymore."

"What do you call a Mexican Midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be called an ese"