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Joke of the Day
"Don't you hate it when... The inferior sex accuses you of being misogynistic?"
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"This joke's offensive to the blind and deaf. But how would they know?"
"""I made six figures last year."" - Extremely lazy G.I. Joe employee."
"SORRY FOR MY POOR VOLUME CONTROL REGULATION BUT THIS IS A GOOD CUDDLE"
"Do you wanna play the rape game? ""no?"" Well that's the spirit!"
"Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ""Damn."" A bad skydiver goes ""Damn."" WHACK!"
"Sunscreen isn't very effective... It didn't protect Steve Irwin from harmful Rays"
"What is the only inedible part of a vegetable? The wheelchair"
"Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes and I have another pair just like it at home."
"Fun fact: if you took all the arteries and veins in a person's body and laid them end to end... Then that person would die."