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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my coffee... Without a dick."

"Why do black guys always have red eyes after sex? Mace."

"How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog? They both gotta go fast."

"I bought some drugs from a shoe dealer They were unlaced, and I still got high as heel..."

"RETIRED STUNTMAN: We didn't have fancy CGI. If the script said to drive a truck into a dinosaur, we drove a truck into a goddamn dinosaur."

"Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing? Because he was absolutely ribbeting!"

"Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends"

"What's even more impressive than a talking dog ? A spelling bee!"

"If you have bladder problems... Urine trouble"

"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? Both have a 1 in 2 millon chance of being a person someday."