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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters? The Vinyl solution."
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"I told a fish joke the other day... It went swimmingly."
"Where do homeless people read about their friends deaths? In the hobobituaries"
"Donald trump wins presidency"
"When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day. Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home."
"What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food? a weeafood"
"Which number confuses people? 82"
"PATIENT: I've been so stressed out lately. What can I do? DR DOG (tail wagging like crazy): Studies show that petting dogs relieve stress"
"Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert? Because it's Camel-flaged..."
"I want a sand timer with ground spices instead of sand That way when it starts to run out I can say, ""Oh no, I'm running out of Thyme!"""