19858

Joke of the Day

"I got into a fight with a baseball player. It wasn't too bad. All I did was strike him three times and he was knocked out."

"If your a kid and want to become cooler, heres a tip. Start smoking cigarette's. You can thank me later."

"What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon? tenish."

"You know you have a struggle of being a Vietnamese When your first name is Dat, last name is Ho and the teachers call the whole thing out"

"I got a job at a circle making factory! Sadly, I was fired today because I was cutting corners"

"I was raped by a group of mimes They did unspeakable things to me."

"Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"Why are black people so good at running? Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin."

"How many gay guys does it take to read this joke? Only you! (Drum roll!)"

"What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !"