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Joke of the Day

"What does an elite hacker get after being arrested? [deleted]"

"What does a North Korean ricochet sound like? PYONG! YANG!"

"What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian? The canoe tips."

"With all of this technology, you would think we would have exercise equipment that simulated scenes from Jurassic Park to actually motivate my ass to run."

"Why did the skeleton leave the party? Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that)."

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

"What did the millionaire's friend say when a person made fun of his watch just rolex man"

"How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie? A gorillian dollars"

"I was walking down the road... ...when the guy in front of me turned around and started throwing milk, eggs, yoghurt and butter at me. I thought, ""How dairy!""."

"You know why Irish pillow cases are so popular? They can really make a sham rock."