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Joke of the Day
"My friend says he's doing good he means well"
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"What lives on a farm and says moo? a bilingual chicken"
"My girlfriend called me a misogynist today That's a big word for a female."
"The platypus has to be the WEIRDEST looking animal I've ever gotten pregnant."
"Why fist fights break out at NASA? Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand."
"What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands? Having half a screaming child on your hands."
"What did the man say when he put his package into a mailbox? ""I thought it was a female box"""
"The awkward moment when you've already said ""what?"" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree."
"Mickey Rourke needs to get beaten up at the beginning of every movie he's in so it explains his face."
"What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? ""Thanks, I'll never part with it."""