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Joke of the Day
"You may refer to him as Cap'n Crunch to others, but you must still salute him in person."
Next Joke
"Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish... The results speak for themselves."
"I wish robot servants were affordable already."
"How do you get a Jewish prostitute high? You stone 'er."
"Me: k well my phones gonna die so I'll ttyl Mom: But ur office is a landline? Me: oh...so it is....K well the building is on fire, sooo ttyl"
"What's a Polygon? A dead parrot."
"What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slow swimmer"
"I am sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I killed a cyclist !"
"When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is? There are more birds on that side."
"A repost walks into a bar"