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Joke of the Day

"So I've been thinking the world's getting more pessimistic... What do you fucking retards think?"

"Why did the man get sent to jail? Black male"

"A Terrorist posts a Joke on Reddit... ...joke Blows Up faster than expected."

"I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)"

"Two snakes Snake one asks ""Hey man, are we venomous?"" Snake two responds, ""Extremely. Why do you ask?"" ""Because I just bit my tongue"""

"What do Jews call a lone rabbit? A rabbi."

"So a cannibal was eating his sister- No, wait. It was a hillbilly..."

"I'm not going to heaven because I'm afraid of heights."

"Have you ever met anyone that said their dog isn't friendly? Just once I want someone to display some honesty & be like ""yeah, he's vicious"""

"Boss made me put a nametag over my left bosom. I leaned over and said, ""Now, what shall we name the other one?"""