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Joke of the Day
"I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles My next dump could spell disaster"
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"Jesus was the original child star who fell in with the wrong crowd and died young."
"Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't think of a punch line?"
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"A decent news site shouldn't have comments. Comments are not news. Just give me the facts. No one needs to know what ahole666 ""thinks."""
"Shakespeare & The Beatles walk into a pub... ...Landlord says, ""sorry mate, you're barred and those guys are banned""."
"My mom threw away all my Linkin Park CDs and kicked me out of the house. But in the end it doesn't even matter."
"I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!"
"I like girls with curves, if I wanted to see bones, I would go to the damn museum."