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Joke of the Day
"Islam is the religion of peace a peace of you over here and a peace of you over there"
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"Why do the French like Easter? Because it's such a bonne idee."
"What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick? Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance? --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick"
"Break ups are the worst in China. You see her face everywhere."
"WebMD just diagnosed me as fergalicious"
"I think my girlfriend wants it in the ear.... because every time I try to stick it in her mouth she turns her head."
"What's the biggest lie of the election? Voting machines aren't hackable."
"My 2-year-old ate the crust off her pizza but left the cheese and pepperoni untouched. Apparently I'm raising the Antichrist."
"Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer? Concentration camp."
"Piracy is killing the music industry. You try playing the guitar with a hook."