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Joke of the Day
"How did feminism start? Some guy forgot to lock the kitchen door"
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"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar It was tense."
"""Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."" - me, peeping at you in the shower"
"When I was 8 yrs old, I walked to school by myself; now you have to hold your kid's hand right up to their first drug deal."
"Did you guys hear that Lorena Bobbitt was recently involved in a traffic accident in L.A.? Apparently some prick cut her off."
"My prison name If I ever went to prison, my prison name would be The Mitochondria, because I'll be the powerhouse of the cells."
"What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s? Your spine Edit: Thanks guys, made it to the front page. Was my first joke and ~~penis~~ spine joke on Reddit."
"Mexican, Chinese, Jew & Black jokes are all the same. Once Jew heard Juan, Yu heard Jamal."
"There's a fox in our garden! I mean a real fox, not a sexy person! Although, I am also now in the garden. There are two foxes in our garden!"
"Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise"