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Joke of the Day
"There are three types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."
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"Why kill time when you can make it work for you?"
"16: 'We should put a flat screen on the wall!' Wife: 'I really don't like mounting things.' Me: *mumbles 'No shit.' W: 'What was that??'"
"Did you just call me a boombox? Eugh that's such a stereotype"
"*pokes forehead* Is this thing on ?"
"Wanna hear a knock knock joke? Two men walk into a bar. (credit to my friend who has no Reddit account)"
"What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand? Cuatro sinko"
"Keeping a blood capsule in my mouth for the next guy who tells me to smile."
"A Greek and a Italian are having a beer. The Greek Says ""You know, we invented sex."" Then the Italian turn's and looks at him. ""Well we brought women into it."""
"My friend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."