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Joke of the Day
"I wish I was filled with pepperoni but instead I am filled with guilt & despair"
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"Why are black guys getting fatter? TVs are getting lighter."
"What's the difference between a joke and a pussy There's a chance you might actually get a joke."
"Did you hear about the couple's resort that burned down? Not a single person died."
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"His ex saw me and said, ""I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder""... I said, ""Guess so, but I Be Holdin' his hand!!!"""
"Here's a pie chart on procrastination."