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Joke of the Day
"Here's a pie chart on procrastination."
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"When people are trending on twitter, I know that they died or said something racist."
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"Grammar is: 1. How we structure our sentences. 2. Grandpa's wife. Some of you will pick number two."
"GARY BUSEY: I WANNA WRITE A BOOK HIS AGENT: gary that's a bad ideahow'd you feel about a ghost writer? GARY: SCARED AS HELL BUT I LIKE IT"
"Read in Richard Pryors voice... The other day I had to take a shit so bad... The shit came out and said DAMMMMMNNN I gotta take a shit!"
"Hey kids, for Halloween, let's go to a spooooky place full of scaaaary, oppressive people & a guy who riiiises from the dead! Kids: Church?"