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Joke of the Day
"Why are black guys getting fatter? TVs are getting lighter."
Next Joke
"I too like my women the same way as I like my coffee... Constantly berating me making me wish I was dead."
"Two Na atoms are together on the battlefield... One of them gets shot. ""I've been hit!"" he yells. The other one looks at him. ""Are you sure?"" He replies, ""I'm positive!"""
"Twenty-seven dollars is probably the most money that's ever been in a wallet with a chain attached to it."
"Do you want to know that people care whether you're alive? Try missing a couple of payments."
"The fast food restaurant for babies. ""Welcome to Gerber King, may I take your order?"""
"Some schools are banning Santa so they don't offend non-Christian students. That sucks, because Santa is my favorite part of the Bible."
"Elephant and a naked man An elephant walks up to a man who was not wearing clothes and asked, ""How do you breathe out of that thing??"""
"Dominos dropped the ""pizza"" from its name because they're not legally allowed to call that pizza."
"Babe, you're like a camera. Everytime i look at you, i shutter."