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Joke of the Day
"Why are black guys getting fatter? TVs are getting lighter."
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"When your boss says ""you're getting a little behind,"" he won't appreciate it when you wink and say ""been working out-thanks for noticing."""
"Emmy Awards In the U.S., your program has to win an Emmy. In the U.K., programme already has one."
"[at Red Lobster] WAITRESSES: *run toward me* ME: Red Lobster! WAITRESSES: *stop* ME: Green Lobster! WAITRESSES: *run* MANAGER: Okay, SIR..."
"It's great that every Playmate ""just wants a guy that makes them laugh"", because I want a chick with fake boobs that can't form a sentence."
"I'd like to dedicate this award to gravity. You've always kept me down to earth."
"I was gonna open a clothing store for midgets... ... but the market was too small."
"What do you call a fat man in a white t-shirt? A Man-in-a-tee."
"Finally I have an excuse for getting fat, heard on radio about girl who been eating in her sleep ... That's it, I've got that !"
"I saw a guy with down syndrome buying a pair of jeans today. I thought to myself, ""What a greedy bastard, haven't you got enough already?"""