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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the couple's resort that burned down? Not a single person died."
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"Why don't I like trees? They look kinda shady to me"
"I have a great 90's joke! Not!!"
"Q: Define Transvestite: A: A guy who likes to eat drink and be Mary."
"Why does no one like the number 4? It's too square."
"At my funeral, I want a homie to adjust my junk one last time. I'm not gonna rest peacefully if my balls are pinched between my legs."
"[zoo] ""This is the bear kids"" Wow I want his arms ""What? You cant ha.."" *kid shows tour guide 2nd amendment* ""Bring him the arms smh"""
"What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces? Klaustrophobic"
"What is something that is brown and sticky? A stick."
"I remember 2016 As if it were a normal year."