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Joke of the Day

"I almost forgot to wish a happy St. Patty's day to... ...Barack O'Bama Got this from Neil deGrasse Tyson's Twitter."

"I wonder how many people come visit our country and then immediately leave after trying a slice of American cheese."

"How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard? Molest them"

"Funniest Superbowl moment The Broncos..."

"What do all battered women have in common? They don't listen."

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist bastard!"

"How many babies does it take to make light? 99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid."

"Bernie Sanders is like the Wizard of Oz... ...because he took Kansas by storm."

"We'd probably have a lot less crime if superheroes would stop making movies all the time."

"What's the difference between Ellen Pao and hitler? Hitler at least helped his people."