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Joke of the Day
"We'd probably have a lot less crime if superheroes would stop making movies all the time."
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"Flight to Vegas...guy in front of me has a bouquet made up of dollar bills. Pro Tip: That stripper will never marry you bro."
"Did you know that Miley has a twin sister? Her name is Tyranna and she's a palaeontologist."
"How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick? cause their cars are always Stalin"
"A termite walks into a bar... and asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"What do you call a Chinese rapist? Peking Dick"
"How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning."
"Divorce is when you tell someone: Hey I know you better than anyone else on Earth and I'm gonna take a pass"
"Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem."
"Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!"