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"the worst part about being vegan is having to get up early to milk the almonds"
"Damn girl, are you my Bachelor's degree because you wasted my time and now I hate you."
"I carry a knife whenever I'm running late to work because that's what Counterstrike taught me: ""You always run faster with a knife""."
"My girlfriend isn't a fan of Starwars, says I would have to force her to go. ""*ss****SSkkkk****rrowwmm****mzzrreowwwowwww***."""
"The Inventor of Stereo steps back to admire his work and says ""Let's see how this pans out."""
"We could save a lot of hassle if we just made macaroni out of cheese in the first place."
"I know its slightly distasteful but, what's the best way to punish a blind kid? rearrange the furniture"
"""It's all coming back to me!"" As I piss in the wind."
"Two men walk into a bar.. The other man ducks."