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Joke of the Day

"How many babies does it take to make light? 99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid."

"The David Cameron diet: You'll never lose your pounds quicker."

"Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses."

"Why would Hitler have been good at call if duty? His real life kill death ratio was 7mil/1"

"The entire city of Detroit burned down last night. Estimated damage is $6."

"Why did the coke dealer retire? He was tired of putting his business in other peoples' noses"

"Around 70% of the earth is made up of water, and the other 30% is filled with news articles about George Zimmerman"

"The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook."

"Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold."

"I have no idea what Steampunk is except that it must be healthier than Fried Punk."